You Can't Make Money On Broadway. You

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

You Know How It Is With Writing. You Just Write What You Want To Write. There's No Way To Predict What Is Good Or Bad. You Just Do What You Think Is Funny, And Either It Works Or You're Finished. It's Impossible To Predict Anything.

The Thing That Drives Me Crazy Is When Comics Say 'i Have Low Self-esteem.' No You Don't. You're Standing On Stage Asking People To Pay. You Don't Play An Instrument. You Want People To Pay To Hear What's In Your Mind. You Don't Have Low Self-esteem. You Might Have Other Problems.

With Comedians, You Have That Understanding That We're Trying To Get Laughs.

I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm Much More Superficial.