The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On

I Think I Identify More With The Smart Guy, But Most People Might Take Umbrage At That. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Real Thinker, But I Suppose People Might Beg To Differ.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.

New York Stat Agreed To Pay $12 Million To Settle A Lawsuit Filed Three Decades Ago By Inmates Swept Up In The Bloody 1971 Revolt At Attica Prison. The Settlement Will Be Paid In The Form Of Chocolate Bars And Packs Of Newports That Can Be Picked Up In The Commissary.

My Name Has Zero Value.