The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On

I Know Nowadays The Common Wisdom Is To Celebrate Diversity As Long As You Don't Point Out That People Are Different.

You Know How It Is With Writing. You Just Write What You Want To Write. There's No Way To Predict What Is Good Or Bad. You Just Do What You Think Is Funny, And Either It Works Or You're Finished. It's Impossible To Predict Anything.

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.

Stand-up Is Live, So I'm Used To Being Live For Most Of My Career. It's Interesting.

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.