You Can't Just Run Out And Start

Anyone Who Does Anything For Pleasure To Indulge His Selfish Soul Will Surely Burn In Hell.

Koolaid Is Goyish. All Drake's Cakes Are Goyish. Pumpernickel Is Jewish, And, As You Know, White Bread Is Very Goyish. Instant Potatoes - Goyish. Black Cherry Soda's Very Jewish. Macaroons Are Very Jewish - Very Jewish Cake. Fruit Salad Is Jewish. Lime Jell-o Is Goyish. Lime Soda Is Very Goyish. Trailer Parks Are So Goyish That Jews Won't Go Near Them.

The American Constitution Was Not Written To Protect Criminals; It Was Written To Protect The Government From Becoming Criminals.

Every Tribe Needs A Good Front Man To Sell The Program. Who Better To Convince The Middle East To Give Up The Oil, Than A Brown Man With A Muslim Name?

Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic Who Is Politically Incorrect At The Berkeley Campus Might Slay Them At A Klan Rally.