You Can't Just Run Out And Start

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.

Every Day People Are Straying Away From The Church And Going Back To God.

If You're From New York And You're Catholic, You're Still Jewish. If You're From Butte Montana And You're Jewish, You're Still Goyisch. The Air Force Is Jewish, The Marine Corps Dangerous Goyisch. Rye Bread Is Jewish, Instant Potatoes, Scary Goyisch. Eddie Cantor Is Goyisch, George Jessel Is Goyisch-coleman Hawkins Is Jewish.

Once The Country Was Settled And Built, The Bosses Changed The Order From A Stack Of Educated Workers To A Barrel Of Minimum Wage Lottery Dreamers.

The American Constitution Was Not Written To Protect Criminals; It Was Written To Protect The Government From Becoming Criminals.