You Can't Just Run Out And Start

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

I Would Become A Priest Or A Rabbi Or A Monk Or Whatever The Hell Was Necessary To Perform Miracles Such As Taking Money From Someone Else's Pocket And Putting It Into Mine, Still Remaining Within The Confines Of The Law.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.

I Credit The Motion Picture Industry As The Strongest Environmental Factor In Molding The Children Of My Day.

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.