You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.