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I Was Born At The Right Time. I Was A Freak - The Only Young Player When Darts Took Off In The 1970s.

I Play A Lot Of Charity Golf Mainly. I'm A Bandit 18 If I Play Two Or Three Times A Week.

Nah, I Don't Watch Tv Either, Apart From A Few Sports Programmes. I Just Don't Have The Time.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger The Better.