You Can't Drink Too Many Otherwise You

I Play A Lot Of Charity Golf Mainly. I'm A Bandit 18 If I Play Two Or Three Times A Week.

I Remember When We Were In The World Cup In Australia And I Had To Win The Singles Against Tony Payne, Best Of Seven Legs, To Win It. I Was 2-0 Down But Ended Up Beating Him 4-2.

Nah, I Don't Watch Tv Either, Apart From A Few Sports Programmes. I Just Don't Have The Time.

I Like A Drink, Mate. I'll Have Maybe 10 Or 12 Pints On A Good Night Out.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.