You Can't Be Truly Rude Until You

I Used To Think Romantic Love Was A Neurosis Shared By Two, A Supreme Foolishness. I No Longer Think That. There's Nothing Foolish In Loving Anyone. Thinking You'll Be Loved In Return Is What's Foolish.

Life Matters More Than Any Painting, Novel, Film, Or Great Big Diamond.

I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes: There're Fewer Of Them But They Have More Fun.

Armies Are Dependent On Youthful Male Ignorance.

The Reward For Conformity Is That Everyone Likes You But Yourself.