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You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

I'm Not Selling Out, Denying Who I Am Or Where I've Come From, Not At All. I Acknowledge That.

I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought A House, And Then I Bought A House. Every Year, Everything Doubled. The Work Was Doubling. The Money Was Doubling. The Popularity Was Doubling.

Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That Has Some Issues.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.