The First Time I Got On Stage

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

I Go On The Road All The Time, But I'm Only Performing For Two Hours A Night, And Then I'll Do A Meet-and-greet, And Then I'll Get A Bite To Eat, Get Drunk, Pass Out, Wake Up The Next Day, Sleeping The Next Day, Sleeping Off The Hangover, And Then I'm In The Next City.

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And This Is What I'm Doing. If I Can Keep This Going, I'm Happy.

With This Show [stand-up Revolution ], I Loved The Idea That I Would Be Picking The Talent That Goes On, Not The Network. It Was Me Handpicking People Who Might Not Have Gotten The Chance To Be On Tv. So, I Thought It Was Real Cool That I Was Putting People Up There.