You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism.

Sketches Have Characters, Exits, Entrances And Are Vastly Different.

I'm Not A Centrist, And There's Nothing About Me That's Centrist. I Never Have Been.

Besides If People Really Want To Support The Troops They Would Vote Democrat.

As Far As Just My Stand-up Is Concerned, I Don't Care About Changing Anyone's Mind. I'm Not Making An Argument. I'm A Guy Doing Comedy.

I'm Pretty Happy. I Obviously Have Complaints About Things, But For The Most Part, I'm On The Above-average Side Of Happy People.