You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism.

I Think People, For The Most Part, Actually Want What They Think Is Best.

I'm Not A Centrist, And There's Nothing About Me That's Centrist. I Never Have Been.

Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.

I Was Born Jewish, But I Am An Atheist. I Dont Believe In God.

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.