As Far As Just My Stand-up Is

I Stand By Everything I Said. I Absolutely Can Defend My Material, And I Take Issue With People Who Say, "it's Just Shock Value. It's Not Even Funny." I Disagree. There's Different Ways To Be Funny And To Be A Comedian.

I Do Believe That On A Whole, Women Are Definitely Smarter Than Men... I Also Believe That Dogs Are Smarter Than Women. No? That One, You Don't Believe It? You Believe That I Didn't Do A Series Of Tests? You Are Right To Not Believe It, Because I'm Going To Go Ahead And Admit That I Do Not Believe What I Just Said, It Was What's Described As A 'joke.' Um, I'll Be Telling A Bunch Of Them Here Tonight.

That's What Social Media Is, That's What Twitter Is, That's What Facebook Posts Are. It's Just Really Anti-intellectual.

The Bible Is The Funniest Book I Have Ever Read. It's So Funny! Right In The First Six Pages, It's Funny!

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.