As Far As Just My Stand-up Is

In New York, You Are Constantly Faced With This Very Urgent Decision That You Have To Make, About Every Twenty Minutes...you Have To Decide, Immediately, You Have To Go "ohmigod. Do I Look At The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Or The Craziest Guy In The World?"

I Still Think That, Hopefully, You're Not Ahead Of The Jokes, And I Think That Has Value. There Is A Punchline And It's Pointed - And, Again, Whether You Think It's Funny Or Not, That's Subjective.

Occasionally I'll Watch Fox News For As Long As I Can Tolerate It, Or Cnn. I'll Watch Until I Get Infuriated, But You Got To Know What They're Talking About And What They're Not Talking About.

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

There Were A Handful Of Shows That Were Just Painful. Not Many, But Things Where I Just Said Going Into It, "why Am I Here? What Am I Doing?"