On My Income Tax 1040 It Says

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere Grossness, At Least In The So-called Mass Media. What We Have Now - To Quote Myself At My Most Pretentious - Is A Nimiety Of Scurrility With A Concomitant Exiguity Of Taste.

I Figure I Wrote 37 Songs In 20 Years, And That's Not Exactly A Full-time Job. It Wasn't That I Was Writing And Writing And Writing And Quit.

I Wish People Who Have Trouble Communicating Would Just Shut Up.

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.