On My Income Tax 1040 It Says

Once All The Germans Were Warlike And Mean But That Couldn't Happen Again We Taught Them A Lesson In Nineteen Eighteen And They've Hardly Bothered Us Since Then

Irreverence Is Easy - Whats Hard Is Wit.

I Wish People Who Have Trouble Communicating Would Just Shut Up.

I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush And His Puppeteers, I Want To Vaporise Them.

I Know That There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man, And I Hate People Like That!