You Can Probably Ask My Husband, And

Women Just Get Really Hard On Each Other.

It's So Fun To Play Something That Feels Reckless - Not All The Time, But I Really Must Be Acting Out Something That I Can't Do In Real Life.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.

People Want To Give Advice But Can't Take It Themselves.

We Live In A Society Now Where It's Very Rare For Your Parents To Be Around. It Used To Be Like, Your Mother, Grandmothers, Your Family Around Would Help. Now, You're Surrounded By Other Moms And Friends And It's Really Disorienting, Because There's Such Varying, Crazy, Different Points Of View And Advice Coming At You.