You Can Only Offend Me If You

I Just Love New York. New York Has Energy, It Has Culture, New York Is Very Diverse. There's Not A Better Place In The World.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

Being A Comedian Is A Lot Like Being An Athlete. If You're Carl Lewis And You're The Fastest, Then No Matter What You're The Fastest.

You'd Got A Baseball Game, Or A Football Game, Basketball Game, "usa! Usa! Usa!" Hey, Calm Down! Got A Little German On It, Don't You Think?

I Always Say About My Daughters, They Save Me From My Miserable Self. They Take Me Out, You Know, A Comedian, You Could Live In Your Head A Lot. And You're Writing And You're Doubting. But When I'm With My Kids And My Family, It's All About Them.