You Can Only Be As Good As

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.