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In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.