You Can Only Be As Good As

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.