A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't

The Human Mind Is A Delusion Generator, Not A Window To Trurh.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.