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I Believe When I Leave This Earth Because I Love The Lord, I Am Going Straight To Heaven.

People Think That If They Read Something In The Newspaper Or See It On Tv, It Has To Be True.

I Talk To God Every Single Day. And I Say, 'god, My Life Is In Your Hands, And I Trust You With Me.'

There's Times When I Just Have To Quit Thinking... And The Only Way I Can Quit Thinking Is By Shopping.

I Always Say Shopping Is Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist.