A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

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