A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.