You Are The Devil To Talk To,

She Had Given Me A Piece Of What Made Her Life Sane.

They Weren’t Idiots, But I Attracted Trouble That Just Begged Me To Beat It Into Submission.

I Sighed. I Hated The Maze Of Bureaucracy With A Passion, But I've Found The Best Way To Deal With It Is To Smile And Act Stupid. That Way, No One Gets Confused.

You Just Click Your Heels And Think There's No Place Like Being Pwned.

It Was A Nice Bit Of Blackmail That Kept Him Off My Back, But He Refused To Take The Message That I Wasn’t Going To Work For Him. ’course, That Might Be My Fault…since I Seemed Unable To Say No When He Waved Enough Money At Me.