You Are Not Going To 'go Forth.'

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

If You Want To Be Seen, Stand Up. If You Want To Be Heard, Speak Up. If You Want To Be Appreciated, Shut Up.

Why Do Kids Always Say Peace Out, I Though Peace Was In.

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

If You Took Your Child To The Dentist And Check For Cavities, The Child Likely Won't Get Them. If You Take Them Just For Emergency, That's All They're Gonna Get.