I'm Not Sure If My Parents Had

I Once Asked My Father For A Dollar For The School Picnic. He Told Me How He Once Killed A Grizzly Bear With His Loose-leaf Notebook.

I Don't Think You Can Bring The Races Together By Joking About The Differences Between Them. I'd Rather Talk About The Similarities, About What's Universal In Their Experiences.

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

I'm A Christian. But Muslims Are Misunderstood. Intentionally Misunderstood. We Should All Be More Like Them.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.