You Are A Work Of Art.

I Always Seem To Be Singing Against The Grain.

I Lie A Lot - It's Really Useful.

My Love, Wherever You Are - Whatever You Are - Don't Lose Faith. I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday To You.

Because You Wear A Uniform, A Smelly Uniform...and So You Think You Can Be Rude To Me.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.