Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

And If You Have Five Seconds To Spare, I'll Tell You The Story Of My Life".

I'm Capable Of Looking On The Bright Side. I Just Don't Do It Very Often.

Close Your Eyes, And Think Of Someone You Physically Admire, And Let Me Kiss You.

He Referred To Me As An 'insufferable Puffed-up Prat'. This Is A Bit Rich Coming From A Man Who Actually Married His Own Mother.

I Can Chase You, And I Can Catch You, But There Is Nothing I Can Do To Make You Mine.