Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

There's No Blame Placed At Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital For, As Far As I Can See, Absolutely No Reason . . . She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering.

Everyday Is Like Sunday Everyday Is Silent And Grey

America Is Not The World.

Artists Aren't Really People. And I'm Actually 40 Per Cent Papier Mache.

The Cure: A New Dimension Of The Word 'crap'.