Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

America Is Not The World.

You're Not Right In The Head, And Nor Am I, And This Is Why....this Is Why I Like You.

I'm Capable Of Looking On The Bright Side. I Just Don't Do It Very Often.

He [elton John] Is Pushing His Face In All The Time And Telling Us About His Private Life. Nobody's Interested. He Should Just Go Away.

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.