Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.

So The Life I Have Made May Seem Wrong To You But, I've Never Been Surer It's My Life To Ruin My Own Way.

I Don't Think I've Ever Made A Conscious Effort To Alter The Sound. I Don't See The Point. I Have To Remain True To How I Sing. I'm Perfectly Happy With What I Am. Whatever That Is.

My Love, Wherever You Are - Whatever You Are - Don't Lose Faith. I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday To You.