I Think Flowers Are Very Beautiful Things.

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

I Can Get Incredibly Erotic About Blotting Paper.

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt.

I Used To Dream, And I Used To Vow; I Wouldn't Dream Of It Now.

Each Year Of Life Brings Us Nearer To Our Decline, But I Will Continue To Seek A Listener Until I'm Dead In A Ditch.