What Is It About Grandparents That Is

Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

People Say "god Will Find A Way." God Can't Find A Way If You're In The Way.

You People Are Not Prepared. You Are Well Educated And You Look Cute, But That's Not Going To Cut It.

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

I’m Supposed To Figure Out If The Glass Is Half Full Or Half Empty,” I Told Her. Without A Moment’s Hesitation, In A Split Second, My Grandmother Shrugged And Said: “it Depends On If You’re Drinking Or Pouring.