I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.

I've Never Been In Love... But I Imagine It's Similar To The Feeling You Get When You See Your Waiter Arriving With Your Food

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.