I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It.

I Just Try To Keep Myself A Traditionalist. I Liked Being An Underground Comic Doing My Thing. I Want To Maintain That. I Just Do.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.

I Wish I Could Sit Back And Say, 'oh, I'm Gonna Wait For A Merchant-ivory Film To Come My Way. Or Ivory-merchant. Whatever It's Called. But You Just Take What's Given And Then, Hopefully, Down The Road You Can Be More Choosy And Only Do, Say, Wayans Brothers Movies. That's My Goal: To Be More Merchant-ivory-wayans.