Yes, Ok, Farty Is A Silly Word.

I Exercise Hard And The Reason I Do Is So That I Can Earn The Things I Like To Consume.

If Only The Strength Of The Love That People Feel When It Is Reciprocated Could Be As Intense And Obsessive As The Love We Feel When It Is Not; Then Marriages Would Be Truly Made In Heaven.

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

People Who Get Through Life Dependent On Other People's Possessions Are Always The First To Lecture You On How Little Possessions Count.

I Don't Consider Myself Jewish. I Am Half-jewish By Race But Not Through My Mother.