Yes, Ok, Farty Is A Silly Word.

The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their Operas Last For Six Hours And They Have No Word For Fluffy.

I'm Lucky Because The Strongest Emotion I Have Ever Felt Is Being In Love, And That Definitely Informs My Writing.

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

We've All Got To Look At Ourselves, Start With Yourself, That's All You Can Do. I Believe That We Can Act Responsibly As A Group, It's Just That There Are Vested Interests Telling Us Not To Bother.

You Didn't Wake Up, Your Dreams Just Changed Gear.