Yes, Ok, Farty Is A Silly Word.

You Didn't Wake Up, Your Dreams Just Changed Gear.

The Earth Only Has So Much Bounty To Offer And Inventing Ever Larger And More Notional Prices For That Bounty Does Not Change Its Real Value.

Any Closer Would Unravel Her Mystery, The Very Thing Which Made Her So Truly Beautiful...it Was Her Mystery That He Adored. He Was In Love With Everything That He Did Not Know About Her... No Real Sexual Encounter Could Ever Match The Secret One That He Could Nurture In His Imagination... No Living Flesh Could Ever Be The Erotic Equal Of Flesh Kept Private, Untouchable And Unknowable

For The Past Seventeen Years I Have Been Experimenting With Lager. I Am A Lager User And One Drug Leads To Another. If You Do Lager, As Night Follows Day, You'll End Up Doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Comedy Will Always Be Central To What I Do, It's Just An Instinct For Me, But I Am A Writer And Always Have Been.