Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred

I Got A Pbs Mind In An Mtv World.

The Only Thing That Is Still Free In This World Is Religion, Which Is Why A Lot Of People "find It.

I'd Rather Die While I'm Living Then Live While I'm Dead.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

Surrounded By Stories Surreal And Sublime, I Fell In Love In The Library Once Upon A Time.