Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred

There's No 'dumb-ass' Vaccine.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

Phish And Dave Matthews Really Know Their Audiences And Really Treat Them Well.

There's Something Missing In The Music Industry Today... And It's Music. Songs You Hear Don't Last, It's Just Product Fed To You By The Industry.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.