My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.

Fun Is About As Good A Habit As There Is.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.

I'm A Big Follower And Reactor To Weather.

They Send You Off To College, Try To Gain A Little Knowledge, But All You Want To Do Is Learn How To Score.