Yeah, I'm A Thrill Seeker, But Crikey,

Crocodiles. I’ve Been Catching Them Since I Was Nine. No Problem.

I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan Bite Then Tell My Dad That I Got Bitten By A Taipan. Because My Nose Would Bleed From His Kicking My Ass.

So Fear Helps Me From Making Mistakes, But I Make Lot Of Mistakes.

The First Crocodile I Ever Caught Was At Nine Years Of Age, And It Was A Rescue.

Scientific Whaling, And Other Lies Will Be Exposed And Become Atrocities Of The Past.