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I've Probably Saved Thousands Of Peoples' Lives With My Educational Message On Snake Bites, How To Get In Around Venomous Anything.

I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan Bite Then Tell My Dad That I Got Bitten By A Taipan. Because My Nose Would Bleed From His Kicking My Ass.

See, I've Always Seen Jacques Cousteau As A Hero, Mate. He's A Legend - Like My Dad, Just A Legend. And So What He Did For Conservation In The '60s Through The '70s Was Just Phenomenal.

I Get Called An Adrenaline Junkie Every Other Minute, And I'm Just Fine With That.

Statistically There's Only One Crocodile-related Human Fatality Per Year In The Whole Of Australia.