Writing Has Become My Great Joy -

I Watch Schlock Telly. Like The 'kardashians.' I Love It. It's My Guilty Pleasure.

In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy Old Bag.

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.

If I Were Alive In Rubens's Time, I'd Be Celebrated As A Model. Kate Moss Would Be Used As A Paint Brush.

I Don't Know What The Future Holds, But I Have To Be Confident About It. It's Just The Way I Am.