What Was I Thinking? Fact Is I

Other Than My Memory Being A Bit Woolly And My Knees Being A Bit Creaky, I Don't Really Think There's Anything I Can't Do.

That's The Awful Thing About Dating. Tight Underwear. We Would All Like To Be In A Big Bra And Pants And When You Are In A Secure Relationship You Can Do That.

If I Were Alive In Rubens's Time, I'd Be Celebrated As A Model. Kate Moss Would Be Used As A Paint Brush.

Why Would Anyone Want To Be Called A Size Zero Or Even Aspire To Being A Zero? I Don't Even Understand The Thinking Behind It, Let Alone The Practicalities. What Is All That About?

I Never Do Any Television Without Chocolate. That's My Motto And I Live By It. Quite Often I Write The Scripts And I Make Sure There Are Chocolate Scenes. Actually I'm A Bit Of A Chocolate Tart And Will Eat Anything. It's Amazing I'm So Slim.