Maybe I Need Some Rehab, Or Maybe

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

Life Is Short And The Nights Are Long, And Tonight I Moved On.

I Try To Show The Freedom To Be Yourself, Unapologetically And Irreverently.

I Listen To A Lot Of Rap Where Men Talk A Certain Way About Women And I'm Not Offended. It's Meant To Be Funny. I'm Throwing It Right Back At Them With Humor, But Some People Can't Take It. They're Not Used To Women Talking Back.

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.