Writer's Block Is A Phony, Made Up,

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

Cry When You Get A Golden Globe. Then You Can Get An Oscar Nomination.

On The Side Of Box Of My Superman Costume It Actually Said - 'do Not Attempt To Fly!'

When Someone Does A Small Task Beautifully, Their Whole Environment Is Affected By It.

You Know I Have Been Issued A Public Urination Pass By The City Because Of My Condition. Unfortunately, My Little Brother Ran Out Of The House With It This Morning. Him And His Friends Are Probably Peeing All Over The City.