Would People Applaud Me If I Was

The Four Pillars Of Wisdom That Support Journalistic Endeavors Are: Lies, Stupidity, Money-grubbing, And Ethical Irresponsibility.

I Have Decided To Tell The Story Of My Life As Best I Can, So That My Children Can Separate The Truth From The Myths That Others Have Created About Me, As Myths Are Created About Everyone Swept Up In The Turbulent And Distorting Maelstrom Of Celebrity In Our Culture.

It Is A Simple Fact That All Of Us Use The Techniques Of Acting To Achieve Whatever Ends We Seek.

The Principal Benefit Acting Has Afforded Me Is The Money To Pay For My Psychoanalysis.

The Most Repulsive Thing You Could Ever Imagine Is The Inside Of A Camel's Mouth. That And Watching A Girl Eat Octopus Or Squid.