Would People Applaud Me If I Was

Hey, You Wanna Hear My Philosophy Of Life? Do It To Him Before He Does It To You.

It Really Don't Matter What You're Thinking About, As Long As You're Thinking About Something.

The Four Pillars Of Wisdom That Support Journalistic Endeavors Are: Lies, Stupidity, Money-grubbing, And Ethical Irresponsibility.

Nobody "becomes" A Character. You Can't Act Unless You Are Who You Are.

Like A Large Number Of Men, I, Too, Have Had Homosexual Experiences And I Am Not Ashamed. But If There Is Someone Who Is Convinced That Jack Nicholson And I Are Lovers, May They Continue To Do So. I Find It Amusing.