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Most Of The Successful People In Hollywood Are Failures As Human Beings.

With Women, I've Got A Long Bamboo Pole With A Leather Loop On The End. I Slip The Loop Around Their Necks So They Can't Get Away Or Come Too Close. Like Catching Snakes.

I Watched A Snail Crawl Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor. That's My Dream. That's My Nightmare. Crawling, Slithering, Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor And Surviving.

I'm Going To Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse.

Tell Me, Do You Spend Time With Your Family? Good. Because A Man Who Doesn't Spend Time With His Family Can Never Be A Real Man.