Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating

Creativity Is A By-product Of Hard Work. If I Never Have Another Really New Idea, It Won't Matter.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

One Of The Most Glorious Messes In The World Is The Mess Created In The Living Room On Christmas Day. Don't Clean It Up Too Quickly." ~ (1919-), American Writer, Producer, Humorist.

Nothing In Fine Print Is Ever Good News.