Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating

People Like To Say, "you're Only As Old As You Feel," But It Isn't True. It's Just Something Old People Say To Make Themselves Feel Good About Their Age. You're As Old As You Are.

If You Do See Me In A Restaurant, Please, Just Let Me Eat My Dinner.

I Hate To Say It, But I Had A Great Time In World War Ii.

Everyone Starts Out Being An Atheist. No One Is Born With Belief In Anything. Infants Are Atheists Until They Are Indoctrinated.

Where Some People May See Loving Grandparents, I See A Pair Of Feckless Boobs Who Can't Drive, Take Way Too Long To Shop, And Don't Even Have The Most Basic Grasps On The New Technology. As A Staunch Supporter Of The Principles Of Darwinism, I Think That Advances In Modern Medicine Are Starting To Overrule The Survival Of The Fittest, And It's To Our [youngers'] Detriment.