Worrying About The Future Is A Thing

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.