Worrying About The Future Is A Thing

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

In Conclusion, You Can See That There Is A Place For Censors And We Only Wish That We Could Tell You Where It Is.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'