Worrying About The Future Is A Thing

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.