Worrying About The Future Is A Thing

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

Actually, My Wine Was Served At The White House Twice. Reagan Must Have Been Asleep When He Ordered It.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.