Work Is The Least Important Thing And

Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.

People Who Read The Tabloids Deserve To Be Lied To.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.

There Are Many Things You Can Point To As Proof That The Human Is Not Smart. But My Personal Favorite Would Have To Be That We Needed To Invent The Helmet. What Was Happening, Apparently, Was That We Were Involved In A Lot Of Activities That Were Cracking Our Heads. We Chose Not To Avoid Doing Those Activities But, Instead, To Come Up With Some Sort Of Device To Help Us Enjoy Our Head-cracking Lifestyles.

Everybody Lies About Sex. People Lie During Sex. If It Weren't For Lies, There'd Be No Sex.