On The Side Of Box Of My

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

I Hate The Waiting Room. Because It's Called The Waiting Room, There's No Chance Of Not Waiting. It's Built, Designed, And Intended For Waiting. Why Would They Take You Right Away When They've Got This Room All Set Up?

If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

Pay Attention; Don't Let Life Go By You. Fall In Love With The Back Of Your Cereal Box.