The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look

Of Course, The Age-old Tradition That A Star Must Appear Even If He Or She Is Practically Dying Is An Excellent One, But It Can Be Carried Too Far. I One Played A Performance Of The Knight Of The Burning Pestle With A Temperature Of 103 And Gave Sixteen Members Of The Company Mumps, Thereby Closing The Play And Throwing Everybody Out Of Work. There May Be A Moral Lurking Somewhere In This, But I Cannot For The Life Of Me Discover What It Is.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

I Don't Believe In Astrology. The Only Stars I Can Blame For My Failures Are Those That Walk About The Stage.