My Body Has Certainly Wandered A Good

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

My Body Has Certainly Wandered A Good Deal, But I Have An Uneasy Suspicion That My Mind Has Not Wandered Enough.