Witticism. A Sharp And Clever Remark, Usually

Self-esteem, N. An Erroneous Appraisal.

Heart, N. Figuratively, This Useful Organ Is Said To Be The Seat Of Emotions And Sentiments . . . . It Is Now Known That Sentiments And Emotions Reside In The Stomach, Being Evolved From Food By Chemical Action Of The Gastric Fluid.

Realism, N. The Art Of Depicting Nature As It Is Seem By Toads. The Charm Suffusing A Landscape Painted By A Mole, Or A Story Written By A Measuring-worm.

Imagination, N. A Warehouse Of Facts, With Poet And Liar In Joint Ownership.

Revolution, N. In Politics, An Abrupt Change In The Form Of Misgovernment.