Without Valentine's Day, February Would Be... Well,

Don't Get Caught Up In Other People's Expectations. Don't Take Anything For Granted, Either.

Don't Take This The Wrong Way But I Care More And I'm A Better Online Friend Than You. I Also Spend Way To Much Time Online.

On Myspace ... The Whole Demographic Of The Stand-up Comedy Fan Has Changed. It's Like An Indie Band Thing. People Think They've Discovered You.

I Lived Across From A Catholic Church For 15 Years That I Never Went Into. And Then I Got Married To My Wife And - You Know, And Now We're Going In There Every Other Day Baptizing A Kid.

My Faith Is Very Personal. It's Not Something That I Want To Project On Other People.