Smiling Babies Should Actually Be Categorized By

I Do Just Want To Do Jokes. I Don't Want To Be A Divisive Figure.

If You're A Guy Over 30 By Yourself In The Hotel Pool, You Automatically Look Like A Murderer Who's Just Relaxing After He Strangled A Family. "yeah-that Dad Was A Tough One To Kill."

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.

There Should Be A Children's Song: 'if You're Happy And You Know It, Keep It To Yourself And Let Your Dad Sleep'.

Actually, The Reason I Look Like This Is Because My Father Was From Sweden And My Mother Was Elton John.