Without My Morning Coffee I'm Just Like

It's Easy To Play Any Musical Instrument: All You Have To Do Is Touch The Right Key At The Right Time And The Instrument Will Play Itself.

What I Have Achieved By Industry And Practice, Anyone Else With Tolerable Natural Gift And Ability Can Also Achieve.

My Masters Are Strange Folk With Very Little Care For Music In Them.

I Play The Notes As They Are Written, But It Is God Who Makes The Music.

Without My Morning Coffee I'm Just Like A Dried Up Piece Of Roast Goat.