On Land, On Sea, At Home Abroad,

What I Have Achieved By Industry And Practice, Anyone Else With Tolerable Natural Gift And Ability Can Also Achieve.

If I Decide To Be An Idiot, Then I'll Be An Idiot On My Own Accord.

Ah! How Sweet Coffee Tastes! Lovelier Than A Thousand Kisses, Sweeter Far Than Muscatel Wine!

God's Gift To His Sorrowing Creatures Is A Joy Worthy Of Their Destiny.

On Land, On Sea, At Home Abroad, I Smoke My Pipe And Worship God.