On Land, On Sea, At Home Abroad,

I Was Obliged To Be Industrious. Whoever Is Equally Industrious Will Succeed Equally Well.

My Present Post Amounts To About 700 Thaler, And When There Are Rather More Funerals Than Usual, The Fees Rise In Proportion; But When A Healthy Wind Blows, They Fall Accordingly.

God's Gift To His Sorrowing Creatures Is A Joy Worthy Of Their Destiny.

It's Easy To Play Any Musical Instrument: All You Have To Do Is Touch The Right Key At The Right Time And The Instrument Will Play Itself.

My Masters Are Strange Folk With Very Little Care For Music In Them.