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Old Concept: Love Is Blind. Marriage Is An Eye Opener. New Concept: Love Is Not Blind - It Simply Enables One To See Things Others Fail To See.

My Masters Are Strange Folk With Very Little Care For Music In Them.

It's Easy To Play Any Musical Instrument: All You Have To Do Is Touch The Right Key At The Right Time And The Instrument Will Play Itself.

I Have Always Kept One End In View, Namely ... To Conduct A Well-regulated Church Music To The Honour Of God.

You Just Have To Press The Right Keys And The Right Pedals At The Right Time And The Music Plays Itself.