Without Me, Scrubs Would Be Worse Than

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.

Actually, I Stopped Looking At Myself In The Mirror Years Ago. I Wasn't Making It To Work On Time.

I Figure It This Way - If A Woman Claims She Didn't Want Me To Fudge Her, Then You Already Know She's A Liar. So What The Hell's The Point Of A Trial, Y'know?

She Can't Say No If She's Unconscious.

I Went To Film School And Wanted To Learn Everything There Was About Making Movies.