I Don't Want To Blame It All

If John Mccain Were Really A War Hero He Would've Won Vietnam.

When You Win Your First Grammy, It's True, You Really Want To Thank All The Little People.

Retarded Kids Are The Best. When They Ask For An Autograph I Just Fake Sign A Picture And Tell Them That It's In Invisible Ink And It Will Show Up Later. They Totally Buy It. It Saves Me A Fortune In Markers.

I Always Liked The Story Of Noah's Ark And The Idea Of Starting Anew By Rescuing The Things You Like And Leaving The Rest Behind.

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.