I Don't Want To Blame It All

When You Win Your First Grammy, It's True, You Really Want To Thank All The Little People.

I Was Excited About The Dark Knight Until Heath Ledger Gave Away The Ending, Batman Always Wins.

Probably The Most Memorable Even Of My Life Is When I Was Born. It Really Made Me Who I Am. If I Die, I Hope To Go Out The Same Way I Came In, But I Don't Think My Mother Would Be Into That.

The Jews Are Just Clumsy Bakers.

That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just Me Doing The Dance To That Annoying Ass Song.